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INT. '74 CHEVY (MOVING) – MORNING An old gas guzzling, dirty, white 1974 Chevy Nova BARRELS down a homeless-ridden street in Hollywood. In the front seat are two young fellas – one white, one black – both wearing cheap black suits with thin black ties under long green dusters. Their names are VINCENT VEGA (white) and JULES WINNFIELD (black). Jules is behind the wheel. – Okay now, tell me about the hash bars? Your line What so you want to know? Well, hash is legal there, right? Your line Yeah, it's legal, but is ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean you can't walk into a restaurant, roll a joint, and start puffin' away. You're only supposed to smoke in your home or certain designated places. Those are hash bars? Your line Yeah, it breaks down like this: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it and, if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's legal to carry it, which doesn't really matter 'cause – get a load of this – if the cops stop you, it's illegal for this to search you. Searching you is a right that the cops in Amsterdam don't have. That did it, man – I'm fuckin' goin', that's all there is to it. Your line You'll dig it the most. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is? What? Your line It's the little differences. A lotta the same shit we got here, they got there, but there they're a little different. Examples? Your line Well, in Amsterdam, you can buy beer in a movie theatre. And I don't mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer, like in a bar. In Paris, you can buy beer at MacDonald's. Also, you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese? Your line No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is. What'd they call it? Your line Royale with Cheese. (repeating) Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac? Your line Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac. Le Big Mac. What do they call a Whopper? Your line I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King. But you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup? What? Your line Mayonnaise. Goddamn! Your line I seen 'em do it. And I don't mean a little bit on the side of the plate, they fuckin' drown 'em in it. Uuccch! Your line